As I might've already mentioned, Mick Jagger was the sexiest living organism on Earth when he was young. (Call me weird, but I still think he's hot.) Just watching his sinewy, half-clothed body makes me want to explode from lust. (The pills I take have mucked up my libido, which means that I felt zilch when reading a preview of The Story of O on amazon.com.)
But you came here for lulz, not me raving on about a shirtless baby boomer. So, in no order, here are some macros and videos*:
* None of these were created by me.